Well, well, well! If it isn’t the Rayadas, coming through like a last-minute train saved from derailment, clutching onto their dreams of a Liga MX Femenil semifinal with the grace of a toddler on a sugar high! It was a battle sharper than a barbershop haircut, as Monterrey struggled to put one past the Toluca defense. But fear not, dear readers, as all drama unfolds in the second leg of the Quarterfinals, where Lucía García swooped in like Batman in spandex to score the winning goal in the 84th minute. Talk about a last-minute hero—definitely not your average Thursday night football!

As the first half rolled on, you’d think Monterrey had decided to send their strikers to a game of charades—we certainly saw more failed attempts at goal than in a school play! The team appeared about as effective as a GPS in a tunnel; despite their apparent talent, they couldn’t find a way through. Alexandra Delgadillo led the charge, missing three open chances with the kind of grace that makes you question if they’ve been practicing in a kiddie pool instead of on the pitch. Oh, and let’s not forget our heroic Lucía García, who also managed to add to the misadventures with her own failed attempt—inside the area, no less! I mean, come on, you can’t help but wonder if they had a ‘don’t score’ strategy written on their foreheads.

For the Red Devils (lovely name—who wouldn’t want to support a team with a moniker like that?), things weren’t much better. Brenda Woch and Mariel Román made attempts that brushed past Pamela Tajonar’s goal like they were too shy to say hello. It was nervous, it was awkward, and it was surely not what you’d expect from a quarterfinal play-off. Seriously, folks, where are the finishers? The highlight of their first-half play might as well have been the sudden gust of wind that rustled the referee’s hair! Talk about an uninspiring spectacle!

Now, the second half didn’t bring the goals any more than the first, which is like expecting a miracle from a magician who’s run out of rabbits. Woch had yet another shot on goal that went wide—if she was aiming for the trees behind the stadium, then sure, she nailed it! On the other side, you had Lucía extravagantly failing, yet again, in a one-on-one with Kayla Thompson. At this point, if they were handing out points for effort, I’d say they’d be sitting pretty! This match was beginning to sound like a broken record, with the same tune of missed opportunities playing over and over.

Then came the drama! Much like a soap opera episode, we witnessed an unfortunate clash of heads between Karol Bernal and Natalia Macías. Poor Bernal sustained a cut that had her leaving with a souvenir—a crimson forehead perfect for the next Halloween costume! But let’s not get too caught up in the blood and the tears; this was only the prelude to a far grander story about to unfold!

And then—oh boy, here comes the plot twist! Michaela Abam failed to convert against Tajonar, which is always a devastating personal tragedy akin to dropping your ice cream cone on a hot summer day. But wait—on the counterattack, in a moment reminiscent of those thrilling late-night infomercials, Jermaine Seoposenwe laid the ball off to Lucía García who was finally able to close the clamp! A confident finish in the six-yard box, they finally hit the target—arguably the best shot of the night! The crowd erupted, and just like that, joy turned those frustrated faces into gleaming smiles!

So there you have it, folks! A rollercoaster of missed chances, heroic interventions, and a lot of head-shaking moments resulting in a genuine reason to cheer. Rayadas are through to the Semifinals, and as we prepare for the next showdown, one can only imagine the collective sigh of relief mixed with a deep breath, possibly wondering if their finishing skills will ever show up to the party!