(in Jimmy Carr’s voice) Ah, a casting call, how exciting! For a video web… thingy. I’m not entirely sure what that means, but I’m sure it’ll be a thrilling experience for the chosen actor. (pauses) I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a project that’s so vague, it doesn’t even have a title? (chuckles)
So, they’re looking for a man with good presence and expressiveness. You know, the usual – a bloke who can convey emotions without actually saying anything. Like a mime, but with better facial hair. (smirks) Oh, and he needs to be between 40 and 50 years old. Because, you know, that’s the perfect age for… well, I’m not quite sure what it’s perfect for, but I’m sure they’ll figure it out.
(in Rowan Atkinson’s voice) Now, now, now, let’s get to the interesting bit. The shooting will take place in Pozzuolo Martesana, which, I believe, is a quaint little town in Italy. (in a silly voice) Ooh, Italy! Land of love, pasta, and… more pasta. (chuckles) But, I digress. The dates are January 15th, 16th, or 17th. Because, you know, flexibility is key when it comes to shooting a video web… thingy.
(in Ricky Gervais’s voice) Ah, the application process. Always a thrill-ride. (sarcastically) Oh, joy! They want you to send your photo and CV to some email address. Because, you know, that’s not a recipe for disaster. I mean, who wouldn’t want to send their personal details to a complete stranger in the hopes of landing a role in a project that may or may not exist? (laughs)
(in Lee Evans’s voice) Now, now, now, let’s talk about the advice and info on how to participate. (in a mock-excited tone) Oh, this is the bit where they tell you how to make a good impression! (giggles) You see, it’s all about having a good CV and quality photos. (in a silly voice) Oh, and don’t forget to name your photos with your name and a description! Like, “Smith John happy.jpg” or “Smith John sad.jpg”. (chuckles) Because, you know, that’s exactly what casting directors want to see – a photo of you looking sad.
(in Jimmy Carr’s voice) And finally, the disclaimer. (smirks) Ah, the bit where they cover their backsides. (chuckles) You see, they’re not responsible for anything, and you should always be cautious when responding to casting calls. (in a mock-serious tone) Oh, yes, because we wouldn’t want anyone to get hurt… or scammed… or both. (winks)
Well, there you have it, folks. A casting call that’s sure to make your heart sing… or not. (laughs)
**Breaking News: Casting Call for Video Web Series**
A leading production company is on the hunt for talented actors to star in their upcoming video web series, and we’re excited to share the details with you. If you’re a charismatic individual with a passion for acting, keep reading to learn more about this incredible opportunity.
**Ideal Candidate:**
- Male actor with a strong presence and expressiveness
- No prior speaking experience required, as dialogue will not be necessary for this role
- Aged between 40-50 years, with a youthful and energetic appearance
- Resident in the Milan area, with access to a car for easy transportation to the shooting location in Pozzuolo Martesana (MI)
**Shooting Details:**
The video web series will be shot on January 15th, 16th, or 17th. The exact dates will be confirmed between January 7th and 9th, following the Christmas break. Please note that weather conditions may also impact the shooting schedule.
**How to Apply:**
If you believe you have what it takes to land this exciting role, send your CV and a recent photo to [email protected]. Please ensure you meet the required characteristics before applying, as unsuitable applications will not be considered.
**Important Notes:**
Please refrain from contacting the production team directly or by phone, unless explicitly instructed to do so. Stick to the application method described in the advertisement, and only apply if you meet the specified requirements.
**Application Deadline:**
This casting call is valid until 2024, so don’t miss your chance to apply. The selection process will take place in Milano.
**Additional Tips and Information:**
For a successful application, it’s essential to have a well-crafted CV and high-quality photos that showcase your acting range. When applying, make sure to highlight your relevant artistic experiences and send photos that match the character description.
**Photo Guidelines:**
When submitting your photos, ensure they meet the required specifications. For example, if requested to send three photos, provide a close-up, half-length, and full-figure shot. Name your files accordingly, including your name and the type of photo (e.g., “Rossi Paola close-up.jpg”).
**CV Requirements:**
When creating your CV, focus on highlighting your artistic experiences, including any relevant courses, training, or performances. Keep your CV concise and to the point, avoiding unnecessary information.
**Self-Tape Guidelines:**
If required to submit a self-tape, ensure it meets the following criteria: horizontal video, clear audio, soft lighting, and a fixed close-up shot. Recite your lines from memory, and avoid reading from a script.
By responding to this casting call, you authorize the processing of your personal data in accordance with EU regulation n.2016/679 (or GDPR) and subsequent amendments.
**Disclaimer:**
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