(Opening music plays as I, a hybrid of Jimmy Carr, Rowan Atkinson, Ricky Gervais, and Lee Evans, walk onto the stage with a cheeky grin)
“Ah, good evening, folks! Welcome to the latest news on the Ukrainian refugee situation. Now, I know what you’re thinking: ‘Another bunch of immigrants, coming to our shores, taking our jobs, eating our… well, probably not eating our food, because let’s face it, Ukrainian cuisine is all about the borscht, isn’t it?’ (chuckles)
“But seriously, the British government has decided to extend the visas of Ukrainian refugees for another 18 months. Because, you know, 18 months is a long time to be a refugee. I mean, it’s not like they’re going to be living in a war zone or anything… oh wait, they are. (pauses for comedic effect)
“Now, here’s the catch: time spent in Britain under this new scheme will not be taken into account when applying for permanent residence. Ah, great, so it’s like being in a relationship with the UK government – you can stay for a bit, but don’t get too comfortable, because you’re not getting a ring. (smirks)
“But don’t worry, Ukrainians, you can still apply for a visa extension. Just make sure to submit your application no later than 28 days before your previous permit expires. And don’t worry if you’re stuck in limbo while your application is being considered – you’ll still retain your status and rights. It’s like being in a holding pattern, but with more paperwork. (rolls his eyes)
“And let’s not forget the important bit: asylum is not a basis for immigration. So, if you’re thinking of coming to the UK for a spot of asylum, don’t get your hopes up. It’s like trying to get a table at a trendy restaurant – you might get in, but only if you’re willing to sit at the bar and order a pint of borscht. (laughs)
“And finally, a word from our friends in Norway: they won’t be providing asylum to refugees from the western regions of Ukraine. Because, you know, those regions are safe. It’s like the Ukrainian equivalent of saying, ‘Oh, you’re from Surrey? You’re fine, mate. Just stay there and enjoy the golf courses.’ (chuckles)
“Well, that’s all for tonight. Thanks for joining me, folks. And to all our Ukrainian friends out there, I say: ‘Welcome to Britain… for a bit.’ (winks) Goodnight!”
Britain Introduces New Visa Extension Scheme for Ukrainian Refugees, Excluding Time Spent from Permanent Residence Applications
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In a significant move, the British government has announced an 18-month visa extension for Ukrainian refugees who sought asylum in the UK after Russia’s invasion on February 24, 2022. This decision aims to provide a temporary reprieve for those fleeing the ongoing conflict in Ukraine. According to the UK Government’s website, this policy change was published on Tuesday, November 26, 2024, as part of a statement on changes to the Immigration Rules.
Notably, the explanatory note accompanying the document emphasizes that visa extensions will not be granted automatically. Ukrainian refugees wishing to extend their stay in the UK must submit a new application, which will be subject to review and approval. The application process is expected to take approximately 8 weeks, during which time refugees will retain their status and rights.
Crucially, the new asylum scheme, set to commence on February 4, 2025, requires applicants to submit their visa extension requests no later than 28 days before the expiration of their current permit. Furthermore, refugees must remain in the UK during the application consideration period to be eligible for an extension.
It is essential to note that the provision of asylum under the Ukraine schemes does not constitute a basis for Ukrainian immigration to the UK. Time spent in the country with a permit under these schemes cannot be used as a qualifying period for applying for long-term residence, including permanent residence or settlement.
Meanwhile, in a separate development, Norway has announced that it will not provide asylum to refugees from western Ukraine, deeming these regions safe and distant from the conflict zones.
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